tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36404602.post2183330205368169578..comments2023-10-26T05:08:20.977-04:00Comments on Connecting.the.Dots: "Secondary Virginity" for '08ROBERT STEINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11999996852219220599noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36404602.post-55317551536012032472007-02-27T20:45:00.000-05:002007-02-27T20:45:00.000-05:00Well actually according to LOVEMATTERS.COM there a...Well actually according to LOVEMATTERS.COM there are rules:<BR/><BR/>Five Steps to Becoming a Secondary Virgin<BR/><BR/>Make a firm commitment to save yourself for marriage from now on, and believe you can do it. (Because you can!)<BR/>Get away from people, places, things and situations that weaken your self-control. Sometimes the healthiest thing we can do is avoid people who tempt us.<BR/>Avoid intense hugging, passionate kissing and anything else that leads to lustful thoughts and behavior. Anything beyond a brief, simple kiss can quickly become dangerous.<BR/>Find non-physical ways to show your love and appreciation.<BR/>Remember that anyone can start over. Including you! When you focus on commitment and self-discipline, you can control your impulses.keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14798227124255544365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36404602.post-90572570034463114352007-02-27T13:48:00.000-05:002007-02-27T13:48:00.000-05:00Virginity restorer, readily available at any water...Virginity restorer, readily available at any watering hole: a maraschino (sp?) cherry attached to the end of a swizzle stick.Robbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06115327729898207846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36404602.post-84911837119230581112007-02-27T12:10:00.000-05:002007-02-27T12:10:00.000-05:00I heard that secondary virginity can sometimes inv...I heard that secondary virginity can sometimes involve a surgical procedure wherein the hymen is sewn back together, thus making it intact once more, and ready for another bleeding.<BR/><BR/>But since all of these '08 GOP hopefuls are males, it begs the question of which orifice they need to have stitched shut in order to achieve the same effect.ConcernedCitizenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09849370637519183947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36404602.post-23156739694000278012007-02-27T11:31:00.000-05:002007-02-27T11:31:00.000-05:00So how does this work exactly? Do you get a "do o...So how does this work exactly? Do you get a "do over" or something? Is it anything like Rev Ted Haggard and his de-gayification deal? Is this instant re-virginity?<BR/><BR/>Congratulations for getting linked at Crooks and Liars in Mike's Roundup.pissed off patriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08854364015577541981noreply@blogger.com