Our funny valentine,
Sweet comic valentine,
You make us smile with our heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet you're our favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
Are you always in a pique?
Did you find the WMD you seek?
When you see a little beak, should we dart?
Why does your smile look like a glare?
When Bush calls, do you care?
Does everything you say have to be so tart?
Will you ever leave us be?
Is your term till eternity?
Can we ever be free, even when we part?
But don't change a hair for us
Not if you care for us
Stay, little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's
Each day is Valentine's Day