E-Mail from Rove

To: All Staffers

The Washington Post will do anything to slam us. Today they’re touting a “study” that doesn’t name us but is a sly part of their limp liberal campaign against our Administration.

It says that some latte-sipping so-called scientists did an “experiment”: “The results were showing that when the volunteers placed the interests of others before their own, the generosity activated a primitive part of the brain that usually lights up in response to food or sex. Altruism, the experiment suggested, was not a superior moral faculty that suppresses basic selfish urges but rather was basic to the brain, hard-wired and pleasurable.”

Hah! Next thing, they’ll try to use it to prove that we should give tax cuts to piss-poor Democrats.

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