The bird that deposited a suspicious substance on the President’s sleeve during yesterday’s Rose Garden press conference may have ties to an Al Quaeda sleeper coop in Baghdad, according to reliable White House sources.
CIA carrier pigeons have come under fire recently in Iraq, and a link to other avian terrorism is being investigated.
Whatever the species responsible, Vice President Cheney is reported to be preparing to shoot them there to prevent further attacks here.
Cuba may be involved. I read somewhere that when Fidel Castro came out of the mountains at the end of the revolution and addressed a big crowd, a white dove flew down and perched on his shoulder.
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