Apologies may be in order for calling the Delaware senatorial candidate "a content-free politician" as she starts filling in some of the blanks in her contested resume.
In the first campaign ad, she tells voters, "I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard...I am you." So much for previous statements about "dabbling" in witchcraft.
Her father straightens out family claims about his career as Bozo the Clown, divulging he was one of many, only "part-time" and not "official."
Next up for clarification: Her assertion in a 2006 debate that China was plotting to take over America and that she had classified information about it that she couldn't divulge.
No word on her statement that she decided not to become a Hare Krishna because "I love meatballs."
At this rate, Delaware voters should know all they need to know about their future Senator by November 2nd.
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Based on his resume, Cooms looks like an interesting candidate and would be one of the best-educated Senators. Suppose he actually wants to write legislation, like Senators used to do, like Mac Mathias used to do.
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