"Die Hard" Starring Larry Craig

Now that he is represented by Michael Vick’s lawyer, Sen. Craig may not be going to the dogs after all. Spurred on by Arlen Specter’s unsolicited legal advice, the Idaho Republican is now prepared to embarrass both parties by putting himself, and the rest of us, through a Senate Ethics Committee hearing to determine if his men’s room behavior was inappropriate.

If this comes to pass, the sessions should be held in secret, not on the grounds of national security, but to save whatever shreds of national sanity remain.