Thursday, March 15, 2007

Bush's Future Career

Say this for the President: He has an unerring eye for talent and, when it comes to hiring the handicapped, he is an extreme equal-opportunity employer of...

A Vice-President who can't talk (or shoot) straight...

A Vice-Presidential Chief of Staff not too proud to let the whole world know he has a very faulty memory...

A Chief Counsel-Supreme Court nominee with less than a passing acquaintance with the Constitution...

An FBI Director who is a little shaky about when wiretapping is legal...

An Attorney General proud of his ethnicity who has trouble keeping tabs on what his chief assistant is doing.

When Bush leaves office, if there an opening for a judge on "American Idol," he'll be perfect for it.

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