Saturday, March 31, 2007

Quick Groucho Fix

From his 1950s quiz show, "You Bet Your Life," from my memory bank and IMDb:

Groucho: Where are you employed?
Contestant: I don't work.
Groucho: Yes, but where are you employed?

Groucho: Why do you have so many children?
Female Contestant: Well, I love my husband very much.
Groucho: Hey, I enjoy a good cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

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