Thursday, January 03, 2008

Revelations

Pat Robertson has returned from his annual State of the Universe meeting with God, and there is good news:

"What I'm praying about is China. I'm asking for 250 million in China. We haven't had that breakthrough yet but I think we're going to get it. God's going to give us China. And China will be the largest Christian nation on the face of the earth. They're going to come to Jesus."

In November, the founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network received heavenly guidance that led him to endorse Rudy Giuliani as the best candidate for President to defend the country against “the blood lust of Islamic terrorists.”

The devout 76-year-old Robertson claims the ability to leg press 2000 pounds. Is it possible that God is pulling Robertson's leg?

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