Friday, December 30, 2011

Romney's Death and Taxes

The candidate’s son Matt steps into a brouhaha by answering a question about his father’s refusal to release tax returns by being flip about Obama’s birth certificate.

Bad move. The elder Romney has a valid Michigan birth certificate, but there is also the question of a death certificate, officially stamped on his passport ("He is dead") by the French police after a lethal auto accident while he was a missionary there in 1968.

If the Birthers can see a Manchurian candidate scenario in sunny Hawaii, how much more plausible is the substitution by the devious French of a 21-year-old imposter with plastic surgery, waiting to emerge decades later and moved into the White House to foist foreign ideas on America?

To make their case for a fake Romney today, Iowa Birthers could cite all those flipflops on major issues, proving that he is not a genuine Conservative but an undercover agent who will do anything to get elected in order to confuse and undermine America.

Bring on Donald Trump’s team of crack investigators and tell the Romney boys to cool it.

1 comment:

A Conservative Teacher said...

This was hilarious! I loved it- too funny. Thank you for making me laugh today- skewering all of the Obama birth certificate stuff because it is stupid on both sides is always amusing.