Sunday, February 25, 2007

Desperate Sorority Sisters

Exclusion has always bugged me, to the extent of amending Groucho’s dictum, “I don’t want to belong to any club that takes people like me as members” with “or anybody else for that matter.”

But the year’s booby prize for snoot goes to the sisters of Delta Zeta at Depauw University for ousting most of their members who didn’t look like they would grow up to be eligible for the cast of “Desperate Housewives.”

Nice going, young ladies. Now you can model some lovely long white robes with hoods and masks for us.

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