Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Imus Live from Baghdad

After careful study of the past 24 hours of cable news, herewith an all-in-one solution to the world's most pressing problems:

Send Don Imus to do his show live from the Baghdad market, interviewing Al Sharpton, John McCain, Karl Rove (without immunity) and the freed British sailors (without pay). When the space billionaire gets back, he can drop by and have Martha Stewart cook for them all.

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