Friday, March 16, 2007

Bush, Cheney and Rice: "You're Fired!"

It’s official. We can stop debating the war in Iraq and the Bush Administration’s job performance. Donald Trump is canning them all.

In a prime-time interview with Wolf Blitzer tonight, the voice of American capitalism pronounced his dreaded judgment on George Bush, Dick Cheney and especially Condoleeza Rice.

“She never makes deals,” the Boss complained. “She waves to the TV cameras, but she never closes a deal.”

In taking decisive action against American malingerers, Trump disclosed he would have given Saddam Hussein a higher job approval rating for keeping Iraqi employees in line.

He will be considering our Chief Executive applicants for next year but indicated he himself will be too busy with real estate deals all over the world to take the position.

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